That’s right, kids, fire up those office pools and start xeroxing brackets again - it’s time for another tournament. Those who have been reading since the beginning know how its works from Drunk Madness. This time, we’re settling the age old dispute over what is the one true and right religion. 16 belief systems and sects have qualified (no disrespect to Hari Krishnas) and will be competing in random competitions that will test them mentally and physically. The prize? Everyone on the planet earth must convert to and follow the champion’s beliefs until the end of time. Below is the bracket, and we’ll start round one next Friday. Start getting those betting pools going.
1 Catholicism vs. 16 Jehovah’s Witnesses/Quakers
9 Satanists vs. 8 Taoists
5 Buddhism vs. 12 Scientology
13 Jainism vs. 4 Hinduism
3 Judaism vs. 14 Greek Mythology
11 Wicca/Pagans vs. 6 Pentacostal Church
7 Rastafari vs. 10 Nihlists
15 Heaven’s Gate vs. 2 Islam
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