Drunken Essays

Hey so we got a new contest brewing here.  Best Drunken Essay.  So far we got a few people participating including myself, Dominic Rosegarden, Johhny Hotbody and Matt Rock.
 
It is a high school type persuasive essay that must be written about a ridiculous topic and you must be wasted when writing it.
 
My essay is on [...]

It’s 11 degrees out, lets get drunk.

Good Moring,
Its 11 degrees outside here in Long Beach, NY. I live on an Island at a beach; it should not be 11 degrees out, EVER.
Speaking of degrees, has anyone seen this promo on National Geographic channel, Six Degrees Could Change the World. It speaks of no ice in the Arctic, desserts where there should [...]

Drunk Files 12/20/07

Fair warning, Im drunk.
Therefore all spelling and gramer errors are irelevent.
Welcome to the first edition of the drunk files. Why, because its now two in the morning, i am more than 14 beers deep and I have a case of writers block that would stop the mogules if they were attacking the great wall of [...]