posted by MattRock on Apr 10

Ok so I didn’t actually meet Mr. Met.

Whatever

I’m over that abomination anyway

Besides, who needs him when you can meet  CONNIE CHUNG

It’s ok to be jealous. 

I would be

But sure enough, just as the game was about to begin, the McDonaldland terrorist bureau showed up with plans to ruin everything.

 Now I know your worried, but don’t be

I showed them who’s boss.

After all of that, it was time to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game

Oh ps.

Some of you might be wondering why Grimace has 4 arms.

Apparently back in the old days, before he was a terrorist, Grimace had 4 arms and was obsessed with milkshakes; the same way Hamburglar was obsessed with cheap whores, crack, and hamburgers

They have been dating since.

(its all right here)

posted by MattRock on Mar 26

celebrating.

Yes an amazing 21 years ago this world decided it needed a bit more awesomeness, and here I stand.

For the most part the beginning of snowboard the trip was great.  We didn’t even hit traffic. 

Although we had other nuisances we had to deal with.

Anyway after battling ultra Hamburglar we were ultra hungry and had to get 20 piece chicken nuggets. 

Didn’t even know that still existed but it does.

So anyway, then we go snowboarding. It happens to be ultra awesome.

Everyone was on the slopes, I even saw a few celebrities

then we got into a fight with like 20 bad guys and they all had guns. 

Chris came out looking like a total bad ass. 

You should see them.

Then we saw the magical underwear tree.

Weirdest shit Ive ever seen

How does it get there is what I want to know

By the end of the trip I realized I had a sun burn

go figure

Pizzle

posted by MattRock on Mar 21

Greetings.

I blog to you tonight, another year wiser and more badass.

A lot of people have come up to me today and said, “Hey Matt, Your such an ultra badass, what kind of birthday cake is badass enough for your birthday?”

Ever hear the Fraze, A picture is worth athousand words?

Ya.

That’s the kind of cake that’s badass enough for me

The cake was delicious and great until an unwanted guest showed up.

Asshole.

Anyways, cheers to me.