posted by MattRock on Mar 16

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GUYS

GUYS

SERIOURSLY

I don’t know who, what, where, when, why, or how but here’s a whole gosh darned website full of wacky ass Arnold Schwarzenegger Japanese commercials

Did he just say Arnold Schwarzenegger Japanese commercials?

Yes

Oh hey, by the way California that's ur governor right?

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no, I'm just sayin.... It got weird didn't it So back to the task at hand. Why do I have the authortay to call myself the king of the blogosphere, even though I don't know what a blogosphere is, and some 13 year old kid is probably really really mad at me right now?

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Because its that easy to be recognized by the United States as an independent nation.

That’s right, Kosovo, everybody’s favorite formal member of the Republic of Serbia has become its own nation in our eyes.

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So I figure hey, It must be that simple to become blog king… and that’s like 10 lines of bloggage.

I’m not even done yet.

Seriously.

We are in the final stages of episode 2 of Matt Rock. I hope you love to laugh.

I love to laugh

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oh here’s what I would look like as a vampire

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pizlleeeeeeeeee

posted by admin on Mar 16

This is the Pilot episode of Matt Rock