posted by MattRock on Sep 12

Matt Damon went on camera this week voicing his concerns about the probability of having a de facto female president when McCain croaks.  Damon says he’s scared that a women could, in the future, be in charge of the “nuclear codes”  and that this type of thing only happens in Disney movies.

Well fucker

perhaps you have forgotten the huge list of protagonist female Disney characters.  I’m pretty sure like 80% of them could run a country.  For example…

abby mallard of chicken little as president

abby mallard of chicken little as president

pocahontas for president

pocahontas for president

mulan for president

mulan for president

princess jasmine

princess jasmine for president

lady for president

lady for president

ariel for president

ariel for president

 

cinderella for president
cinderella for president

take cinderella.  This hoe spent her entire life working hard and being a team player while her evil step sisters and evil step mother Hillary were being fat whores.  Then you know the rest.

hillary the evil stepmother
hillary the evil stepmother

Long story short, maybe your parents didn’t read you enough stories as a kid, but a disney character president sounds pretty badass.

I’m out
Myyaaatttttt DDaaaaaaeeeemonnnnnn