posted by MattRock on May 4

Dude

There’s this old lady on my block that always looses her effing cat.

She also finds the matter pressing enough to wake up the entire neighborhood at like 7am shouting “Ferrrrgieeeeee Ferrrrgggggieeee”

which I can only imagine is the name of the cat, or she just really likes bad music

I don’t know

I guess I just really needed to vent

your a great listener

thanks.

posted by MattRock on Mar 16

I hate snakes.

Plain and simple.

You can’t trust them,

They don’t have arms,

And they cheat on their taxes.

I’ll go further to say that no snake has ever helped mankind.

Now you can go ahead and blabber about how they eat mice and what not. but that’s what cats are for.

but then again cats suck too.

hey I like dragons