posted by MattRock on May 20
This is step two of the check in process
Right now we are making our way to the airplane facility where we will be whisked away to California.
GUESS WHO CAME FOR THE RIDE!
she couldn’t come on the plane thoe so I had to hog tie her
posted by MattRock on May 19
I know you have all been wondering where I am.
The answer is in a dungeon working for you.
MattRock Video Podcast Episode 4 is now complete and almost ready for your viewing
I have never drawn so many pictures in my life.
You better effing love it
Oh PS.
Shit hit it big and now were going to Los Angeles California. I will be spending the next duration of my time being awesome and singing big deals. I will also keep you updated almost every second.
we have to go get on an airplane now pizzle.
posted by MattRock on Mar 16
GUYS
GUYS
SERIOURSLY
I don’t know who, what, where, when, why, or how but here’s a whole gosh darned website full of wacky ass Arnold Schwarzenegger Japanese commercials
Did he just say Arnold Schwarzenegger Japanese commercials?
Yes
Oh hey, by the way California that's ur governor right?
no, I'm just sayin.... It got weird didn't it So back to the task at hand. Why do I have the authortay to call myself the king of the blogosphere, even though I don't know what a blogosphere is, and some 13 year old kid is probably really really mad at me right now?
Because its that easy to be recognized by the United States as an independent nation.
That’s right, Kosovo, everybody’s favorite formal member of the Republic of Serbia has become its own nation in our eyes.
So I figure hey, It must be that simple to become blog king… and that’s like 10 lines of bloggage.
I’m not even done yet.
Seriously.
We are in the final stages of episode 2 of Matt Rock. I hope you love to laugh.
I love to laugh
oh here’s what I would look like as a vampire
pizlleeeeeeeeee
