posted by MattRock on Aug 30

looking to desimate your next fight and gain Badass Points?

This basic move can cause devistation to unbadass people

 

posted by MattRock on Aug 24

Borrow a page from Nelly Nel’s book:  Gangsters wearing bandaids is pretty Badass

Example:

five points extra for pirate band aids

Thug 4 Life

posted by MattRock on Jun 3

posted by MattRock on Apr 6

oh hey neighbor

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yes your right, i totally agree

my new mustache is pretty badass

AND

completely natural

Hey

you know what effing creeps me out more than anything?

the burger king guy that always sneaks up on you

I seriously have nightmare about that fucker

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Kudos to whoever made that by the by

oh PS

I’m starting a petition to get me on night at the appolo

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posted by MattRock on Mar 21

Greetings.

I blog to you tonight, another year wiser and more badass.

A lot of people have come up to me today and said, “Hey Matt, Your such an ultra badass, what kind of birthday cake is badass enough for your birthday?”

Ever hear the Fraze, A picture is worth athousand words?

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Ya.

That’s the kind of cake that’s badass enough for me

The cake was delicious and great until an unwanted guest showed up.

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Asshole.

Anyways, cheers to me.

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