posted by MattRock on Oct 20
dear blog
it is currently 10:17 pm on friday and here I am, commuting home from work. YUCK
I never know what to say in these blog posts.
Lets talk about the train
has anyone ever ridden the train?
let me tell you about it.
The train is a wonderful place where you get to sit in a confined space for long periods of time with complete strangers. However, the strangers are the best part.
You see, the train is inhabited mostly by suits who have had every bit of joy stoelenaway from their lives by corprate america and the constant daily battle through the train.
Next time you board the train wait for it to fill up with people. This is when the magic happens. Being the Americans we are (and don’t any of you deny this) we like to take up all the space we can. Every single one of us. So of course no one wants to sit directly next to another person. (Hey! we might touch!) My favorite part is getting on the train real early during rush hour and see what people are goign to be assholes and try to keep a whole three seater to themselves, OR what douche bags are going to board a train in which everonye else is standing, and force people to move over enabling them to sit. Gosh its so fun.
I wish dogs could ride the train
I miss amber








