Matt Rock

If you haven’t heard the latest gossip. 

Some Rtards Made up a fake news story about the death of America’s beloved Hanna Montana. (or to you unbadass people… Miley Cyrus

Her fans, (probably not the smartest crowd)…. (well, besides me) believed the news story to be true all through the last three days. oh god the awful videos and blogs of fat teenagers.

So there you have it.  Shes dead, three days later shes alive again. 

where have  I heard that before

anyways, I’m not a source of news.  I just draw funny pictures sometimes. read it here

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or even here

Miley Cyrus is not dead

yeah.
that’s me.
take a listen to this project 27 demo entitled “ice cream man” then tell me i’m not the best

Today my frineds Jose and Miguel from the contracting company came over. We hung out all day and built things with hammers and saws and stuff. It was pretty badass. Miguel tried to bet me that I coulnt round house kick my old lady neighber in the face.
… he was wrong.
At two we decided to take a break and they took me to a siesta party. I was a little uncomfortable at first, with all the essays wearing the bandannas and the guns and the knives and things. After a very close potatoe sack race and 9 stab wounds they finally accepted me into their family and we lived happily ever after

Dear Diary,

Today was a pretty easy day, you know, the norm.

wake up

eat a goat

have a cigar

play amber in wiffleball

melt alaska

dragon hunting

kickflip over the grand canyon

play lauren in guitar hero

play amber in giutar hero

fought goongalash

Rode or died

Jammed with britney

went parasiling with kimboslice

ate supper with jesus

all in all pretty boring day… but it was nice to relax

BYEEEEEEE

looking to desimate your next fight and gain Badass Points?

This basic move can cause devistation to unbadass people

Borrow a page from Nelly Nel’s book:  Gangsters wearing bandaids is pretty Badass

Example:

five points extra for pirate band aids

These guys also have a ton of other parity songs

http://www.youtube.com/user/davedays

MattRock is probably the coolest show you’ll ever see.  It’s a Super Bad Ass music show where you can find new music, see some funny shit and meet some really cool bands.  Its like TV, but with more awesome.

Matt Rock has a PhD in the behavioral psychology of Rock stars.  Join him as he hangs out with bands and get a glimpse into the mind of a true Bad Ass.

In this episode of MattRock you we have news of Angles and Airwaves scamming their fans and Kid Rock embarrassed in front of Amy Winehosue.  Not to mention hanging out with the super awesome band Museums.

To see MattRock and other cool shows subscribe to Lilly Productions YouTube account at www.youtube.com/lillyproductionsinc and you can find out more about Matt Rock at www.thanksdrinking.com/mattrock

That’s right. you heard it here first.

The results are in on the ugliest dog the world has known for this year.

and here he is.

if anyone still thinks my dog is ugly, then you are just the worst type of person.

PS.

I’m waiting in the doctors office as I’m writing this.

It is taking foreverrrrr

thanks gods for wifi

expect another billion posts for the next hours