Matt Rock

My Hero

MattRock — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 17:09:51 +0000

For thoes of you who don’t watch the news or anythign, a few weeks ago Travis Barker, a hero to all kids like me, nay the world, was in a terrible plane crash. The days preceding the crash were high in termoil and confusion.

However, Travis showed us all once again how much a superhero he really is, and with his surgery count passing 7, he is recovring increadibly fast. He now is blogging and lettign the world know. Please read it all here.

All best wishes goto the familys of thoes lost in the crash and can be remberd with a Tshirt by travis’s clothing company

travis in plane crash

memorial tshirt

New Super Awesome Song

MattRock — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:25:59 +0000

KIT 143

Hope you like

Sung by sara

mixed by greg

Download Here

Me & Tom Brokaw…Were Best Friends(Best Friends)Best Friends(Best Friends)

MattRock — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:35:52 +0000

(its a song)

a lot of people were mad about his debate regulating abilities tonight.

to them, I say Fuck You

Tom Brokaw is my best friend!

Me & Tom Brokaw... were best friends

Happy Mexican Day

MattRock — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:09:54 +0000

mexican day

Amber and I wish you a happy Mexican day

Matt’s Super Badass Tip #3… I think

MattRock — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:54:54 +0000

Don’t eat your fucking vegetables

Ever.

My Deli Man

MattRock — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:38:57 +0000

I have a deli man.

His name is Jimmy and he is my best friend.

He owns the deli closet in location to my house, and everyday I go to see him and he tells me stories about living in South Korea fighting off the Italians during the Korea Italian war of 1969. Before I leave we usually watch a round of Jeopardy as he makes me lunch. I thank him very much and bow to show him respect. He is very wise

squirrels

MattRock — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:41:38 +0000

I used to think squirrels were so incredibly majestical and agile that nothing could ever catch them.

Then my dog ate one.

I don’t think that anymore.

New Parris Music!!!

MattRock — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:23:06 +0000

U knew right?

I have personally always been a fan of Paris’s music… and other attributes.

I give it five

I love you.

Whoopie’s afraid of slaver again

MattRock — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:29:31 +0000

My favorite show, THE VIEW recently had Mccain on. During the usual squabal of bitchery and menopause, Whoopie basicalyl asks Mccain if she is going to have to worry about becoming a slave should he become president.

How stupid are u?

Can we just enslave her?

: mccain enslaves whoopi

more here

Me Vs Damon Vs Palin Vs McCain Vs Disney

MattRock — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:20:53 +0000

Matt Damon went on camera this week voicing his concerns about the probability of having a de facto female president when McCain croaks. Damon says he’s scared that a women could, in the future, be in charge of the “nuclear codes” and that this type of thing only happens in Disney movies.

Well fucker

perhaps you have forgotten the huge list of protagonist female Disney characters. I’m pretty sure like 80% of them could run a country. For example…

abby mallard of chicken little as president

pocahontas for president

mulan for president

princess jasmine for president

lady for president

ariel for president

: cinderella for president

take cinderella. This hoe spent her entire life working hard and being a team player while her evil step sisters and evil step mother Hillary were being fat whores. Then you know the rest.

: hillary the evil stepmother

Long story short, maybe your parents didn’t read you enough stories as a kid, but a disney character president sounds pretty badass.

I’m out

Myyaaatttttt DDaaaaaaeeeemonnnnnn