For thoes of you who don’t watch the news or anythign, a few weeks ago Travis Barker, a hero to all kids like me, nay the world, was in a terrible plane crash. The days preceding the crash were high in termoil and confusion.
However, Travis showed us all once again how much a superhero he really is, and with his surgery count passing 7, he is recovring increadibly fast. He now is blogging and lettign the world know. Please read it all here.
He owns the deli closet in location to my house, and everyday I go to see him and he tells me stories about living in South Korea fighting off the Italians during the Korea Italian war of 1969. Before I leave we usually watch a round of Jeopardy as he makes me lunch. I thank him very much and bow to show him respect. He is very wise
My favorite show, THE VIEW recently had Mccain on. During the usual squabal of bitchery and menopause, Whoopie basicalyl asks Mccain if she is going to have to worry about becoming a slave should he become president.
Matt Damon went on camera this week voicing his concerns about the probability of having a de facto female president when McCain croaks. Damon says he’s scared that a women could, in the future, be in charge of the “nuclear codes” and that this type of thing only happens in Disney movies.
Well fucker
perhaps you have forgotten the huge list of protagonist female Disney characters. I’m pretty sure like 80% of them could run a country. For example…
abby mallard of chicken little as president
pocahontas for president
mulan for president
princess jasmine for president
lady for president
ariel for president
cinderella for president
take cinderella. This hoe spent her entire life working hard and being a team player while her evil step sisters and evil step mother Hillary were being fat whores. Then you know the rest.
hillary the evil stepmother
Long story short, maybe your parents didn’t read you enough stories as a kid, but a disney character president sounds pretty badass.
