posted by MattRock on Mar 20

Hi. 

I see you’ve noticed my completely badass battle helmet. 

Thanks. 

 I needed it’s protection while fighting dragons.

Now some of you might be saying to yourselves,

I dunno Matt, I thought dragons were extinct… and hunting them doesnt sound like a good idea anyway.

Well.

Your wrong.

Read a science text book dummy, or better yet watch Discovery Channel HD.

And Hunting them is a great idea.  Cause I said so.

ANYWAY

here are some things you will need while on a quest to destroy all dragons

Sword

Shield

Battle Helmet

Milk

Double Stuf Oreos

 Basically the plan goes like this.

Invite the dragon to have some delicious snack cakes with you.

while eating ,offer the dragon milk to go along.

Bam.

Bet you didn’t know dragons were lactose intolerant.

I did.

So now with the dragons fire breath sub-duded by the milk, sleigh him.

The end.

See you tomo. same time same place