I’ve never seen a fake chick look so hot….Am I allowed to be aroused?

OMG

… cause i am

So omg today I found out that the iPhone has a new wordpress app… And it has mofo wide screen keyboard!

That means that I can blog 24/7. Like o mah freaking gawd.

Oh hey did I mention I got a mustache? Here let Me show you

http://www.flickr.com/photos/espngo/2827150282/

Have you ever wanted the train to go faster?

Have you ever wanted to combine a train and a rocket ship to make a super awsome fast flying train?

I have… and I call it the super train.  Here is an illustration

Do yourself a favor and run ( don’t walk, run) to burger kang and purchase some apple fries. Seriously best decision of my life… Don’t forget the caramel sauce.

In other news, if you have already tried these treats and somehow don’t like them… I hate you and you are not my friend.

I saw these today, I felt they were badass enough to share with the world

Ps I am now a sworn enemy of the view

This makes me unbelivably sad.  All I wanted to do tonight was hang out with my best friend and save the world.

Owell

After taking the photo he mumbles something to me and holds up a bag, I assume he was offering me a cookie.
Instead I reached into the bag and pulled our a bunch of money… This was when I realized the bag was in fact for donations, and I was a theif.

That’s what she said

This is where the skating rink was in Bryant park. Now it’s just dirt