Asshole Drinking Game, now in computer format
This comes to us from Jamie over at www.assholecardgame.com
Its a computer version of a varaiton of the very popular drinking game Asshole.
Its a simple little program but it will give you some practice. There is no rule list for the rules he used, but I have requested them and will post and update later.
But All in All I think we all can agree that Asshole is a fun Drinking Game
Blue Frog
This one is a simple one, but sometimes simpliest is best.
Its Called a Blue Frog.
Ingredients
1 1/2 oz vodka
5 oz lemonade
Grand Margarita
Ingredients:
- 3 oz Margarita mix
- 1 1/4 oz Gold tequila
- 1/4 oz Grand Marnier
- 1/4 oz Cointreau
- 1/4 oz Triple sec
- 1/4 oz Jameson
- 1/4 oz fresh Lime juice
- Ice
Mixing instructions:
Salt the rim of your margarita glass and add freshly squeezed lime juice to your glass. Add margarita mix, tequila, grand marnier, cointreau, triple sec, Jameson, and 5 ice cubes in a shaker. Shake vigorously until thoroughly mixed and cold. Pour into margarita glass and garnish with a lime wheel.
Sit Back and enjoy
Quaters – Drinking Game
Quaters ther Drinking Game
Needed:
Beer
Pint Glasses
Quaters
Each round starts off with a glass filled with beer in the middle of the table and two people on opposite ends of the table having a quarter and a glass. Each player shoots his or her quarter at his/her glass until he makes it in, then the player passes the glass to the player to his left. If the player to his left still has a glass as well, the player taps that glass with his, and the player who has been tapped must drink the glass of beer in the middle of the table, refill it, then make the quarter into his or her glass before she gets tapped again, with play still going around the table.
If a player makes his or her first shot, s/he can choose to pass the glass to any player who does not currently have a glass.
Wear your beer
Found this great site that has Jim Beam stuff.
They have almost anything you could want to sport your favorite drink.
Now when you wear your beer it wont just be becasue your a sloopy drunk.
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Jim Beam Bourbon Egg Nog
Jim Beam Bourbon Egg Nog
Ingredients
¾ cup Jim Beam
6 large egg yolks
¾ cup sugar
2-½ cups milk
1 tsp. vanilla
¼ tsp. nutmeg
Instructions: Beat egg yolks and sugar in a saucepan. Slowly beat in 2 cups of milk. Cook over medium heat, stirring frequently until mixture coats the back of a metal spoon, Remove from heat and strain into serving bowl. Stir in remaining milk, Jim Beam, vanilla and nutmeg. Cover and chill at least 8 hours. Sprinkle with nutmeg before serving.
Bourbon and Champagne Punch
BOURBON AND CHAMPAGNE PUNCH
Ingredients
3 cups Jim Beam Black®
3 cups cranberry juice
1 quart lemon-lime soda
1 cup fresh lemon juice
6 cups champagne
Dash bitters
Ice block
Orange and lemon slices
Instructions: Pre-chill all of the ingredients listed. Pour chilled ingredients into a punch bowl over a large piece of ice, adding champagne last. Cut the orange and lemon into thin slices and add to mixture. Serve in a large punch bowl.
Slim Jim
Slim Jim
Ingredients
1-½ jigger Jim Beam
Diet cola
Instructions: Pour 1-½ jigger Jim Beam over ice in a tall glass. Fill glass to rim with diet cola and enjoy!
Bourbon-Glazed Nut Snacks
Ingredients
¼ cup Jim Beam
¼ cup pure maple syrup
3 tbsp. unsalted butter
1 lb. salted mixed nuts
Instructions: Pre-heat oven to 250 degrees. Combine Jim Beam, syrup and butter in saucepan. Bring to a boil over high heat, stirring constantly. After mixture reaches boiling point, reduce heat to medium and stir 1 minute. Remove from heat. Stir in nuts, tossing to coat evenly. Spread nuts in a single layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Drizzle with remaining glaze. Bake 1 hour and 15 minutes, stirring every 20 minutes. Immediately remove nuts to wax paper, separating them to prevent sticking together. Cool completely. Store in an airtight container for up to 2 weeks. Makes 2-1/2 cups.
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ThanksDrinking Dinner 2008
Welcome to ThanksDrinking 2008.
We just celebrated our ThanksDrinking Dinner of 2008.
ThanksDrinking Dinner
We deep fryed a Turkey.
Drank Some Beers
Drinking Beers
and got all fanceied up.
All Dressed Up
ThanksDrinking Contiunes
IM live ThanksDRINKING
Updates All Weekend.
Keep Drinking
Chris
ThanksDrinking Dinner
ThanksDrinking is around the corner and I just wanted to tell everyone a few things about whats going on this year.
First off we are looking to establish where our satillite stations will be. Right now we know we have ThanksDrinking Celebrations happening in Los Angles Califonria, and there has been rummors of our first European edition in Germany.
So I want to call out to everyone if you are Drinking with us at ThanksDrinking let us know!
Formal MattRock
OK so MattRock wants to have ThanksDrinking Dinner. What would this consiste of? Well obviously drinking, becasue it is of course about drinking. But MattRock wants us to cook dinner and get all dressed up and sit around the table. Now will that work? probably not because dinner time is the time in ThanksDrinking when you are already fall down drunk, so I am not sure anyone will be able to get dressed up. That is why I have inculded the picture to the left just so you will know what MattRock would have looked like dressed up.
This is how you deap fry a turkey.
For Dinner we are going to have a deep fried Turkey. To be honest this will probalby end really bad. I’m thinking third degree burns on 90% of my upperbody kind of bad. For those of you who are uninaciated to ThanksDrinking you may not understand why this could end badly, but by dinner time on Friday we will probably be about 20 beers deep.
Johnny HotBody
The Host of Americas Bad Kids Johnny Hot Body is going to be there. So all the hot available ladies, or ladies with less than firm morals should come on for dinner. Dress Code is semi-formal without panties.
Bonk – The Drinking Game
Bonk – The Drinking Game
Materials: Five dice, pen and paper, cups, beer, and at least two players.
Object: Score 10,000 points using the dice.
Scoring Dice: Ones are 100, fives are 50, three of a kind (in one drop of the dice) is that many hundred (three threes are three hundred, three fours four hundred ext.), except with one (three ones are a thousand). Straights (one through five or two through six in one drop of the dice) are worth 1,500.
Keeping score: Determine the order you will roll in. For each turn you start by rolling five dice and trying to build a score. For each drop of the dice you must leave down at least one die (you may leave down more if you have more than one scoring dice you want to keep). For each subsequent roll in the turn you are trying to build on the score of the dice you have left on the table. For each subsequent roll at least one other die must be left down (so each roll will leave you with less and less die, if you reach a point with four scoring dice on the table and want to continue you will be left with one die to roll, if it is a scoring die you can pick up all five and continue if it is not you bonk). Your turn ends either when you freeze at a number or if you roll the dice with no scoring dice on that roll. If you roll dice and do not get any more scoring dice you lose all points left on the table for that turn and you have bonked. If at any time in your turn all five dice are live (contributing to the score, this means straights since all five dice must make up the straight, three of a kind with two other scoring dice, or any combination of the scoring dice explained above) you must pick up all five dice and continue to roll. If you do not roll further scoring dice the turn is a bonk and you lose the previous score, you must freeze when at least one of the dice on the table is not a scoring die (Hint: use strategy sometimes it is good to pick up a five and sacrifice the 50 points to increase your odds of not bonking on the next role, just make sure you leave at least one die down per roll or it will be ruled a stupid). Record all scores for each turn on the score sheet and keep a running total until somebody reaches 10,000. You may freeze as low or high as you’d like except on the first role. Everybody’s first role must be at least 300 to qualify for their first freeze of the game.
Drinking: Any time a player crosses a multiple of a thousand (1000, 2000, ext) they are poured a drink in a glass. The amount is pre-determined but they are not able to roll again until the drink in the glass is gone. A player must complete their tenth drink to officially be declared the winner.
Violations: Violations result in one loss of a turn. Consecutive violations between or on turns can accumulate to a loss or future turns.
Milky – Player does not finish drink before their next turn.
Sloppy – Dice fall off the table or dice are not picked up properly. The proper way to pick up the dice are one at a time without sliding them at all. Dice may never slide on the table while in a players hands.
Sticky – One or more dice gets stuck in a players hands while rolling and hits the table significantly later then the other dice.
Stupid – Going out of turn, freezing at the wrong number, trying to freeze with all live dice on the table, or breaking any other rule.
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Asshole – The Drinking Game
This is a slightly more confusing game, but very, very fun when mastered. This game requires at least 5 people to play.This drinking game will get you messed up.
The first hand of asshole is the establishing hand. This will decide who is the President, Vice President, Normal People, and the Asshole for the next round.
Its a basic system of you can tell anyone below you what to do, and the Asshole is below everyone.
The deck is delt out with the first card going to the Asshole and the last going to the president, depending on the number playing the cards may be uneven distributed. For the frist round pick a dealer and deal the cards to the dealers left. The rank of the cards is as follows (most powerful to least powerful) 2, A, K, Q, … 4, and 3.
Whoever has the 4 of clubs gos first, the next person has two options:
to play a card higher than (but not the same) as the previous card.
or to pass on that turn.
For example, if a 4 is lead, a next player must play HIGHER than a 4, the the next player has to play higher than that. A new hand starts when all players pass, or when someone plays a 2 (the most powerful card). The last person to play a card, leads the next hand. This proceeds until all players are rid of their cards. The first player out of cards is the Pres for the next round, the next out becomes the VP, the next players out are normal, and the last person out is the Asshole.
However lets say that the person leading has two 5’s, this person may play them both, then the next player must play two of the same card HIGHER than five; this player cannot play one card or three cards, only two. As well, three, or even four, of the same card may be lead. The only time a player may lay one card in a situation like this is if it is a two (the power card); a single two, beats everything, and the hand ends followed by a new lead.
The roles for each player are as follows:
President:
can make any player drink at any time, no-one may make the President drink but self. The Pres is the first player to start each round (benefits of power). And the Pres should never have to refill own beer.
Vice President:
can make any player drink at any time (except Pres), the only the Pres or self can make the VP drink. The VP goes second in each round.
Normal People:
These players can make each other drink as well as the Asshole. They play in the order they finished the previous round; first normal out follows the VP, second normal out follows first, etc.
Asshole:
for many reasons, this player is truly the Asshole. This player has to do all dealing of cards, all sweeping of cards after the hands, and can not make any other player drink. The asshole plays last in each round.
A few recommendations, at the end of each round, the players should move seats in order to reflect the hierachy, and proper playing order. Play your lowest cards first. Abuse the power when Pres or VP, but remember it will always come back to haunt you, especially when abusing the Asshole.
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